What does the coke and the milk mean
Anonymous

It’s a How I Met Your Mother reference!
It’s pretty legen…..
WAIT FOR IT
Dary :)

 
luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

 

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

 

Today’s gaming agenda:
Alternating between phantom hourglass and animal crossing :D

 

GOT MY TEACHING CERTIFICATE APPROVED!
CAN’T WAIT TO GET THAT LITTLE GUY IN MY HANDS<333333

 

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

 

melkior:

send hELP

 

I just wanna bathe my throat in lotion, but that is not an option in life haha.

 

I’ve snotted over my entire life today.
I feel so gross :(

 
 

tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

image

that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

 

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

 

effyeahnerdfighters:

alysecampbell:

So I’m posting this a little bit late, but can we take a minute to appreciate the best graduation present ever? It’s an altered book that my mom made out of the Fault in Our Stars. (Since she knew it was one of my favorite books) It’s kind of like a scrapbook, only it’s made out of the pages of a book instead (John, I hope that you don’t mind that my mom altered it). She  used pictures, clippings, material, and other things I’ve gotten way back from when I was little to Senior Year. She even made tabs in some places, so you can lift it up and see the quotes. Thank you so much mom. This truly is the best graduation present ever. 

Beautiful!

 
withquestionablewit:

nohetero:

ilistenedin:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

But really

this is what the giant triple gaybow looked like the other night. above it was all shit and under it was a beautiful sunny day

i see this and i can’t help but think “yes. our power is growing”

withquestionablewit:

nohetero:

ilistenedin:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

But really

this is what the giant triple gaybow looked like the other night. above it was all shit and under it was a beautiful sunny day

i see this and i can’t help but think “yes. our power is growing”

 

Still sick, but at least I’m sneezing now so more gunk is coming out. Hopefully I’m better for work tomorrow. Got 5 days straight I’m about to work.

Spending the day quilting and video gaming so at least I’m having fun!!